evilsupplyco:

darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

My boys side chick just posted a pic of her sucking his dick on Instagram and tagged his girl smh. This nigga is sitting in my living room mad quiet with his head in his hands

thahalfrican:

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deadjosey:

stupidstagram:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 

I do like how he’s organized his fridge honestly

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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