fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

zeldaux:

lujuria:

DONT DELETE CAPTIONS//OTHER PEOPLE’S COMMENTS

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wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

  • Baby: m-m
  • Mom: mama?
  • Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell

every disaster movie ever

  • scientist: don't do that
  • military official: lol

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

tylerchokely:

nash grier more like trash grier

bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

ridge:

u know she dead

ridge:

u know she dead